Why Your Team Sucks 2. Green Bay Packers. Some people are fans of the Green Bay Packers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Green Bay Packers. This 2. 01. 7 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Green Bay Packers.
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Your 2. 01. 6 record: 1. Yep, you wasted another year of Aaron Rodgers’s prime. You are Atlanta Braves- ing him. Suck it. How do you have Aaron Rodgers and fall behind 3.
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NFC title game?. Your coach: Mike Mc. Carthy. That’s how. He’s still here, and Dom Capers is still the defensive coordinator. Until the day you people die (and it’s coming soon; I’ve seen the way you eat), you will be stuck with Beav calling isolation plays with his 1. Capers orchestrating a defense that only looks good against any offense that can’t play offense.
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I can’t believe you got beaten senseless by the Skins. Your quarterback: Aaron Rodgers.
How come you never call you mother anymore, Aaron? Every year, the Packers go through a rough patch (last year’s example being a four- game skid and a 4- 6 start) and you can rest assured that’s enough to cause every last idiot Packers fan to lose their shit and wonder if it’s the end of an era.
Go here if you don’t believe me. They’ll probably still blame every Rodgers slump this year on Olivia Munn even though those two aren’t fucking each other anymore. What’s new that sucks: LOL who are you kidding? It’s the Packers. They do nothing. Ted Thompson spends the entire offseason napping in a barcalounger.
True, they brought in Martellus Bennett to replace Jared Cook, and they grabbed Jahri Evans to help make up for the loss of T. J. Lang, and they cut Eddie Lacy for being the weight of your average season ticket holder, but come on.
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Everything the Packers do is to ensure model consistency, so that Rodgers will spend another season running for his life before the team ultimately shits down its own throat in the playoffs. They can’t keep anyone healthy. Half the team will spend all winter in that sideline medic igloo. The only receiver who doesn’t go through Pleistocene- length cold stretches is Jordy Nelson and he’s a fragile little white man with hair like a seal pelt.
For real, I’m shocked Jordy hasn’t been clubbed by a hunter and mounted on the wall of a Rhinelander log cabin. Their best running back is a converted wideout and their second- best running back is an actual wideout. They’ll both get hurt and Mc. Carthy will still try to “establish the run” 2. The cornerbacks are abominable. Clay Matthews still has a tiny face and I hate him. YOU’RE NOT THOR, BUDDY.
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What has always sucked: This is the part where, as ethics require, I must disclose that I am a Vikings fan (or Vi. Queens, as Green Bay fans so cleverly put it), and that the Packers DISGUST me with their never- ending, small- town, Thornton Wilder horseshit.
Look at these assholes: These are the dumbest fans in the NFL. It’s not close. Ask any other fan of any other team who the stupidest fans they’ve ever encountered are, and they will tell you: Green Bay.
Every fan is a 3. This is the only franchise where fans have more brain damage than the former players. If you’re unfortunate enough to be stuck near a Packers fan, you will be subjected to hours of cheese breath and contradicting takes about players they aren’t even aware are no longer on the roster. Any time the Packers win by fewer than 2. I guarantee you that Rodgers hates every waking second he has to be in Green Bay. Who wouldn’t? Apart from the Packers, the most exciting thing that happens in Green Bay is when the local Chili’s offers a new drink special. The fans are dumber than styrofoam and the media is even worse: This is your model NFL team.
This is every last FOOTBALL IS FAMILY lie tucked into one fanbase and handed a stack of forged ownership certificates. This is the Notre Dame of the NFL. Every time Rodgers completes some bullshit Hail Mary (goddammit, opposing teams, bat the ball down), every Packers fans may as well cry out WAKE UP THE ECHOES and jerk off into their mittens.
These people think they’re magic. They think they’re SPECIAL. They think they deserve all these great quarterbacks and neat football action that they’ve been arbitrarily handed by a Blind God. They think they’re the American idyll. They are not. They’re humps. Frauds. Narcissists. SHITBAGS. They are emblematic of a very specific kind of American reverse dysmorphic disorder, where you look in the mirror and see some All- American stud instead of the sad, worthless asshole you really are.
I’d rather cut myself than live like a Packers fan, sitting around my whole life waiting for some podunk team to do something exciting so that I can leech off their success because I myself can barely move. GO TO HELL. I’m not bitter. I’m not bitter at all. WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TACKLE ANTONIO FREEMAN WHEN HE GOT UP?!
Did you know? Ty Montgomery started out as a wideout before the team discovered running back was his natural position. Get ready to hear that 4,0. What might not suck: Nothing. Fuck you. And fuck Paul Ryan with a tree. HEAR IT FROM PACKERS FANS! Nic: You can straight up see in Rodgers’ expression how sad he is to be playing for skinny Andy Reid. Stephen: WHY THE FUCK IS DOM CAPERS STILL HERE Andrew: Wisconsin is the Arkansas of the Midwest, and Green Bay is its Hot Springs. Karl: Our defense made Blake Bortles look like a good quarterback.
Landon: Mike Mc. Carthy and the Packers fan base effectively fat- shamed Eddie Lacy out of Wisconsin, and that is ironic for all of the obvious reasons. Matt: Their yearly rash of injuries to important players seems to stem from the fact that their training staff confuses hamstrings with ham sandwiches. Molly: I now head into the playoffs wondering what new, unique way my soul will be crushed in the NFC Divisional or Championship game. Nate: The Packers suck because month- old tuna fish sandwiches left out to sop in a puddle of excrement are infinitely more fresh than whatever Dom Capers has cookin’ up, and we all know it. Aaron: I can’t decide if I want to write a screed against the entitled part of the fanbase that whines incessantly about not winning a championship every year, or if I want to rail against the team for seeming content to be the third- best team in the NFC every year. Jesse: Dom Capers.
David: A regular jar of capers could coach better than Dom Capers. Justin: Capers has a lower approval rating among Packer fans than Trump at a Black Lives Matter rally held in Mexico. Grant: I texted a couple of friends at 2: 5. Sunday of the NFC title game saying “I’ve never felt more confident in a Packers playoff win.” The game started at 3: 0. The game was over by 4: 0. NSP: Every Packers season features about 8 life- altering plays courtesy of Aaron Rodgers and a continual sense of dread on how they’re going to piss away yet another year of his prime without another Super Bowl appearance. Zach: At some point this quarterback streak is going to end and it will be all “if only’s” and “what if’s” as we inevitably go back to 8.
Packer incompetence. Elijah: Any Packers fan under the age of 3. At least half of these “best fans in the league” will bail just as soon as Aaron Rodgers leaves. Fuck Brandon Bostick. Rick: Packers playoff losses just leave me dead inside.
I don’t even get angry. I move so quickly behind the white hot rage of the cavalcade of failure that I just turn off my television and stare at the black mirror until someone tells me the game is over, at which point I sulk so badly for the rest of the night my toddler thinks I’m being dramatic.
I’m from Boise, Idaho. I have never been to Wisconsin. I’m fairly certain that living far away from Wisconsin and never having been there places me in the vast majority of Packers fans. Ty: The Dom Capers Defense consists of letting the other team score 3.
Aaron Rodgers performs literal miracles on the football field to tie the game up at the two minute warning. Katie: Aaron Rodgers will die with one Super Bowl ring. Mike Mc. Carthy looks like he should be working the fryer at the concession stand. Mason Crosby choked several years ago on some play I no longer remember, but I do not trust the man. Ted Thompson just justified one draft pick as someone who “has natural hand- use that’s hard to teach.” I think bipedalism is another key trait they screen for.
I look forward to their inevitable choke this year in either the wild card game or the conference game, ad infinitum. Peter: We bitch about everything.
SQL Developer Dialog Boxes and Wizards. SQL Developer uses dialog boxes for creating and editing database connections and objects in the database (tables, views, procedures, and so on). The dialog boxes sometimes have multiple tabs, each reflecting a logical grouping of properties for that type of object.
For an explanation of any dialog box or tab, click the Help button or press the F1 key. The dialog boxes and wizards are not presented here in any rigorous order, because the help for each is an independent piece of information and is normally seen when you click Help or press F1 in that context. Note. For all Name fields, any name that you type is automatically converted to and stored in the database metadata in uppercase, unless you enclose the name in quotation marks (" ").
Names of database objects in SQL and PL/SQL statements are not case- sensitive.). To include lowercase characters, special characters, or spaces in object names, enclose the name in quotation marks (" ") when you type it. Example: "My table"5. Add Extension. This dialog box is displayed when you click Add in the File Types pane of SQL Developer Preferences. Extension: Specify the file extension, including the period (for example, . After you click OK, you can select that extension and modify its details, including the file type, content type, and whether to have files with the extension automatically opened by SQL Developer.
Add Schema Error. This dialog box is displayed when you specify an invalid file after clicking Add in the XML Schemas pane of SQL Developer Preferences. A list of the errors is displayed. Ignore errors and continue registration: Ignores the errors and allows the process of registering the specified XML schema or schemas after you click OK.
Choose this option only if you are sure that the apparent errors can be ignored. Skip registration and open using SQL Developer: Opens an editing window in which you can correct any errors. Analyze Database Migration. This dialog box is displayed if you right- click a third- party database connection and select Analyze Database. You specify the database connection for the migration repository and the location and name of the Microsoft Excel spreadsheet file (.
Oracle. Repository Connection: Database connection for the migration repository. Estimation Output File (. Microsoft Excel spreadsheet file that will contain information to help you estimate the migration effort. It will contain worksheets for Summary (executive summary), Instructions (steps and assumptions), and various detailed information. Application Migration. The Application Wizard enables you to migrate a DBLib or CTLib Sybase application to Oracle by specifying a directory with source code from the DBLib or CTLib Sybase application. You will be able to see what changes must be made to migrate the application to Oracle, and to perform the migration.
The Welcome page includes a description of the wizard's operation and options. If you want to continue to see this Welcome page in the future, do not enable (do not check) the Do not show this page again option. Follow the instructions on each page of the wizard.
Change Type. Use this dialog box to change the data type of a column in a captured model before you perform the migration. Source Data Type: Specify the new data type for the column. Any remaining fields in the dialog box depend on the Source Data Type that is selected. Check for Updates. When you click Help and then Check for Updates, you can check for and download available SQL Developer updates. The following pages may be displayed. If you have enabled the SQL Developer preference to check for updates automatically at startup, and if you click to see available updates at startup, the Updates page is displayed.)If you are unable to check for updates because your system is behind a firewall, you may need to set the SQL Developer user preferences for Web Browser and Proxy.
Source: Select the source or sources to be checked for available updates: any or all of some specified online update centers, or a local ZIP file containing an update bundle. You can also click Add to add a user- defined update center. Updates: If any updates are available from the selected source or sources, select those that you want to download. The available updates include certain third- party JDBC drivers, which require that you agree to the terms of their licenses. The Show Upgrades Only option restricts the display to upgrades of currently installed SQL Developer components. To enable the display of all new and updated components, whether currently installed or not, uncheck this option. After you click Next, you may be prompted to enter your Oracle Web Account user name and password.
If you do not have an account, you can click the Sign Up link. License Agreements (displayed only if you selected any updates that require a license agreement): For each update that requires you to agree to the terms of a license, review the license text and click I Agree.
You must do this for each applicable license. Download: If you selected any updates to download, this page displays the progress of the download operation. Summary: Displays information about the updates that were downloaded. After you click Finish, you will be asked if you want to install the updates now and restart SQL Developer. Check Out from CVSUse this dialog box to check out modules from a CVS repository. Connection Name: Name of the connection to the repository.
Module Name: Name of the module to be checked out. Path: Path to the module. Get/Refresh Module List: Displays the list of modules or updates the current display. Destination Folder: Folder into which to place the checked out files. Use Revision or Tag: If this option is checked, the revision or tag that you specify in the text box is used. To see the available tags, click the binoculars icon. Prune Empty Folders: If this option is checked, empty folders are removed from the working directory.
Choose Directory. This is a standard box for choosing a directory in which to place files: use Location to navigate to (double- clicking) the folder in which to save the files, or enter a directory name. If the directory does not already exist, it is created. Component Palette. The Component Palette displays the elements that you can drag and drop. The components available for selection in the palette vary depending on the content of the active editor window. To insert a component into a file open in the active editor, drag the component from the palette to an insertion point in the editor.
In some file types you can click a component in the palette and then click in the editor to insert the component. Enter the appropriate information in the dialog box that is displayed (for example, Insert CDATA or Insert Processing Instruction in an XML file).
Component Palette: Configure Component Palette. Lets you configure the component palette.
Note that some page types cannot be edited or removed, and most existing component types cannot be added to, edited, or removed. Add: Displays the Component Palette: Create Palette Page dialog box. Remove: Deletes the selected page from the palette.
Rename: Renames a specified page. Component Palette: Create Palette Page. Lets you create a new page for the component palette. Specify a name of the page, and select the type of page from a list.
Page Name: Name of the page. Suggestion: Include the type of page in the name, perhaps naming pages in the form name_type_page. Page Type: Page type, selected from the list. Component Palette: New/Edit Code Snippet. Lets you create or edit a code snippet, which you will be able to drag into files that you edit. Name: Name for the code snippet. Image: Icon image to be associated with the snippet.
Code: Code for the snippet. Component Palette: New Section / Rename Section.
Lets you create or rename a section in the Code Snippets panel of the Component Palette. You can create sections in the Code Snippets panel to organize your snippets better. For example, if you have a group of code snippets that pertain to mathematical functions, you can create a new section called Math and group the related snippets under it.
Name: Name of the section. Confirm Drop Application.
This dialog box is displayed when you right- click an Application Express application and select Drop. To drop the application, click Yes; to keep (not drop) the application, click No. If the application contains an uninstall script, that script is run before the application is dropped.